expcake

the cool mutuals are slowly dropping this site and i don’t know whether to encourage more mutuals to do the same so i can leave or to desperately tell them to stay because i want to stay in contact with them

pacmantrinity:

identificat:

spar-kie:

wrexingdrew:

regbian:

clownings:

worldsworstfather:

the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal

alignment chart

she does not FUCK

(Source: hexglyphs)

crow–teeth:

crow–teeth:

my friend who is training to be a 911 operator just told me that they are having to restrain themself whenever responding to training calls from saying “that’s illegal people can’t do that” and I find that so fucking funny

For context

glutko:

glutko:

Some of you fuckers need less Gaud in your life, and more Peach from Big Meat Mario instead

I meant to type Big Beat Mario

lvl-5-kobold:

i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar

now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends

we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…

“penguin brothers forever”

kafukafuura1917:

reminder that even the most powerful discoursers and influencers on tumblr.com have less upper body strength than even a below average adult chimpanzee and would likely not survive in extended combat with an enraged one

kafukafuura1917:

reminder that even the most powerful discoursers and influencers on tumblr.com have less upper body strength than even a below average adult chimpanzee and would likely not survive in extended combat with an enraged one